Guy Who Paid $3.7 Million To Have Sex With Megan Fox Is Suing Because, Shockingly, She Didn’t Show Up

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A Chinese businessman is suing an escort agency after they failed to provide him with A-list stars to romp with.

Yu ‘Martin’ Xu alleges he paid Sydney-based agency Royal Court Escort agency $3.7 million for “sexual services” from supermodels and A-list actresses, such as Megan Fox, Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel and Independence Day actress Angelababy.

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Keep in mind, there is no suggestion that Megan Fox, Candice Swanepoel or Yang Ying aka Angelababy are actually escorts or have any connection to the Royal Escorts or any of its parent companies.


But … get this, the A-list stars DIDN’T show up to boink him!

So now the wealthy gentleman has tasked a team of heavy-hitting lawyers to take legal action against the parent company of the Sydney-based escort agency.

Okay, so he’s just an idiot, basically, because how can someone who paid $3.7 million to have sex with celebrities possibly have made all that money in the first place?

Source: EliteDaily
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